Ten Signs you Might be a Mischiefmaker with two Lawyers for Parents

This post was inspired when I heard my husband tell our 7 year old son that he had to impose "sanctions" on his lunch!
10. You come in complaining about your brother hitting you and your mom asks you to state the basis of your complaint.

9. You're teasing your baby sister and your dad comes in from the other room and warns you to stop "badgering" your sister.

8. You break the living room lamp and before your baby brother tattles on you, you know you have to decide whether or not to "plea guilty"

7. You aren't told to go to bed, but rather to "adjourn" your playing until tomorrow.

6. You get your allowance in billable hour increments

5. When doing your homework and you mess up, your mom makes you "re-draft" it.

4. When you don't eat your peanut butter sandwich, your dad tells you he is about to apply sanctions and put in apple slices instead of cookies in your lunch box for the next few days.

3. You tell your mom "Timmy's mom lets him eat snacks before dinner" and she tells you Timmy's mom has no jurisdiction in YOUR house.

2. You know what the word "mitigating" means and you're only 4 years old.

1. You get to get out of the corner early when your dad comes home and issues a "pardon".