Wanted!!!!

"NOT ME"

for:

Crimes of common decency including, 

• soggying up my bathroom floor
• wasting rolls and rolls of paper towels
• depleting the hidden cookie stash
• littering the bedroom floor with Rice Krispy wrappers

LAST SEEN: 

pulling the cable cords off the hinges of the door from where they were stabled

Armed and Dangerous with fantastical MISCHIEFMAKING abilities.  May be working with  accomplices, "I DON'T KNOW" and "I DIDN'T DO IT"

by order of the Commission of Mom