These recipes from my Cboy's class mother's day cookbook CRACKED ME UP!!!
from a selection of the over 2 dozen recipes, here are a few gems:
from a selection of the over 2 dozen recipes, here are a few gems:
Hot Dogs by Zoe F.
A gallon of milk
Some pink hot dogs
3 eggs
Put all these things in the microwave for 5 minutes. Take them out. It's done. Get some ketchup. You need some bread too.
Pasta by Nick M.
2 gallons of Red Sauce.
Get some Blue cheese.
Get some more blue cheese. That's it.
Bake it in the microwave for 1 minute at 100 degrees. That's it. Then when you finish your homework, watch TV. Eat the Pasta. Maybe you can go to Disney World and have fun.
Rice and Chicken by Henry I.
1 pound of little stuff (it is white and some are brown).
Red sauce from a big bottle
1 chicken (about this big...) Sometimes when you cook it, there's a little meat inside.
Mix it up. Put it in to cook at the stove. Put the shiny, black pot in first. Cook it for a minute. No actually 5. I like to eat two piles of this stuff.
There's the recipe from the kid of a healthy mom
Salad by Caleb A.
1 pack of lettuce
3 strawberries
A little protein
5 peppers and 3 onions (be sure to cut them)
Warm this up for 1 minute in the microwave. Let it out of the oven for 30 minutes. When it cools off, you can eat it.
Cupcakes by Millie M
2 gallons of salt
3 gallons pepper
4 gallons sugar
2 gallons milk
5 ounces water 4 cups of oil.
Pour this in a bowl. Mix it. Put it in the oven. Cook it for 4 minutes at 1,000 degrees. Take it out. Pull the cake apart to make cupcakes. Put some icing on it with a spoon.
My favorite was Cboy's for pancakes, but my second favorite was this kid's who put in the equipment in his recipe! And notice how he calls out his mom for eating his leftovers hilarious!!
Cheeseburgers by Gabriel F.
4 cheeses.
1 Grill about this big
2 squirts of ketchup
2 pieces of circle bread
1 circle of meat
Cook the meat on the grill for 3 hours or 1 hour
Flip it over. Put the bread on the bottom, then the cheese, then the ketchup. Put the other bread on top. Then eat it. Rayna (his mom) eats most of it
Funny stuff!
3 comments:
EBoy broguth home a cookbook for Mother's Day but they made us send in recipes instead of letting the kids make up their own (which I think is priceless). My mom still has the cookbook I made for her when I was in the second grade- the recipes make me cry from laughing so hard! Definitely a treasure to make sure you hold on to.
OMG, that's hilarious!
OMG, I'm LOVING that Caleb said you need a little protein!! ROFL!
You got him on the healthy track ALREADY and I'm LOVING IT!
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