sanitizing humidifier

someone needs to go ahead and invent a humidifier that emits Lysol-type chemical that isn't harmful to kids, won't stain furniture, and doesn't have short or long term-negative side effects.

I'm going to need this humidifier to cover an entire room and sanitize, ionize it and take out and kill all bacteria, germs and I'm going to need it to be sturdy and long lasting becaause I would imagine I would run such machine in every room in my house at least twice a day.

Certainly, i am no "germaphobe" but because of this recent scare about an epidemic strain of a drug-resistant Staphylococcus virus that has been killing people and children, including a kid in nearby Virginia, I'm not taking my chances.

ESPECIALLY, because schools are notorious breeeding grounds for colds, infections, bacteria and germs. *sigh*

okay, i need send this out in press release form to the inventors of the world or something, i guess! HAAA!

UPDATE ****

i found this thing online that claims to do among other things, emit sanitizer into rooms. I got the cheaper portable version of the larger one at TARGET and will port it thru the bedrooms, basement and kitchen, my germiest rooms!!