MOM MATH TIME!!!!
I was trying my darnedest to find this funny mom math quiz someone sent me via the internet years back, but couldn't so...I've tried my best to assemble my own...
Get a pencil and paper and get your mind ready!!!!
1) If Mom starts traveling east in her minivan at 4o miles per hour at 9am in the morning and after 20 minutes starts traveling south at 35 miles per hour, at what Time will she realize she's successfully dropped off the kids to soccer practice and can stop singing and take out the "Wheels on the Bus" CD?
2) If Dad earns $65,000 per year and works 55 hours per week, how long will it take him to earn enough money to pay mom back the $565, 742.34 she earned last year for doing the laundry, cooking dinner, raising the children, cleaning the house, running errands, paying the household bills, keeping to a budget, organizing the household maintenance projects and keeping everyone in line?
3) Johnny has 2 apples and his little sister Mary has 3, what is the total apples Johnny will have after he pushes Mary down and takes her apples away?
4) At what velocity and rate must your hand travel upon Johnny's bum before he learns not to run in the street without looking both ways?
5) If x=2 and y=3, how many girls will Mom give birth to before realizing that she may never get x and y together and birth a baby boy?
6) If 100 divided by 25 equals 4, what is the percentage of dirt and crumbs that must accumulate on the van floor and grime must build up on the windshield before DAD finally take s the minivan to Mr. Brushless car wash?
HOW DID YOU DO???? hahaha!
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