so we headed one hour south to Virginia Beach yesterday and I discovered a few things about pregnancy and sand...
1. at some point while you're sitting like a beached whale on the coast, you will accumulate enough packed sand in your bikini bottom to make you feel like you're wearing a maxi pad, b/c you're preggers, no one will think twice if you stand up and scoop out the sand...
2. don't get mad at your sister b/c she tells you that you can't possibly ride the boogie board you just purchased b/c your big belly won't let you lie flat on it and ride in a wave...she's right...(smirk. you'd look funny anyway trying)
3. if you give the toddlers the bag of popcorn to romp around with on the beach, expect to eat a little sand with your popcorn when you get it back...you can get some good much needed iron for your pregnancy...;)
4. nothing is more liberating and are refreshing than taking a public shower on the boardwalk and not having to worry about voyeurs (other than the kinky pregnant women lovers) googling you...you're rubbing your big belly down with soap...and scooping sand out your tankini top...not sexy...
2 comments:
Too funny! Although, I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss the onlookers! Seems like whenever my wife was pregnant she was always on a stage.
Hmmm, maybe that's why we keep having babies???
HMMMM...interesting perspective there Mr. Man...hey, anyone tell you at first glance your blog profile pic looks like Chris Rock???
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